Tweets

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

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laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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